I Pretend Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz country funny this funny shirt brings a

this funny shirt brings a smile to every scene

Imagine tossing this on for a spontaneous Target run

Why fit in when you were born to snack and sass out loud

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I was fabulous and quirky before they even chewed my shoes

I Pretend Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz country funny this funny shirt brings aI pretend the coffee is doing something, but I am still a bitch. The transparency is refreshing. The caffeine is doing its best. The personality has other plans. This I pretend coffee mug skips the polite fiction and admits the whole truth. The mug is held, the coffee is consumed, the bitch remains fully operational. Who this is for: The one whose morning person performance has fooled exactly nobody The gag gift for the friend whose mood predates the